It turns out the secret to growing lavender is revealed in a particular episode of the TV sitcom Seinfeld. Jerry's sidekick George stumbled upon the secret formula.
Deer overpopulation threatens every garden. What's the solution? Bars of Irish Spring soap? Dryer sheets? Smelly sprays? Firearms? No, no, no, and no. You have to go "underground" to keep deer at bay.
As newbie gentleman farmer, I knew nothing about tractors—except that I needed one. Unfortunately there is absolutely nowhere to turn for helpful information. That sounds like an exaggeration, but tractors are, well, intractable.